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Sunday, October 31, 2004
I've updated

I was thinking of updating because it's been awhile

Yeah school sucks so here is your simple Staples Survival Guide
1) PDA, annoying to some, hilarious to others (me), fun for all. If you are planning on having sex, my suggestion is right in the middle of the stairs seperating the upper and lower 9 building (it will piss more people off)
2) Teachers: Some of them are too old to see past the second row. Some are too strict. If you get Ms. Sullivan don't sit in the front because the chalk smears on her face are too distracting and you will get an F
3) make friends with the upperclassmen. Especially ones with cars, you don't have to take a bus
4) Cigarettes=BAD (i've never tried one, I'm just saying dont do it)
5) Freshman year sucks, you switch social groups and most of the upperclass men hate you and think you're either a piece of ass or nothing. So try making yourself hot and nobody will hate you.

I think that's 5 good tips.

bammargera8080: you called westport pizzaria asking for a hot guy!?!! you betta not be messin wit mah greg bitch
bammargera8080: girrrrl please
bammargera8080: get steppin
cucumbers565: stop sounding ghetto you strange riddlin kid
cucumbers565: you lived in westport and now you live in westport give it up
bammargera8080: haha
cucumbers565: arizona*
bammargera8080: hahaha
bammargera8080: good job
cucumbers565: i know im not feeling well
bammargera8080: what happened??
cucumbers565: im sick sorta
bammargera8080: mmhm
bammargera8080: how sad
cucumbers565: im updating my blog
cucumbers565: so go it in a minute
bammargera8080: whats the url agian 3
cucumbers565: lasttrainhome.blogdrive.com
bammargera8080: lol then u must look at my myspace accout. and click of veiw friends, cos there a lot of sexybeasts as my friends :-D
cucumbers565: lol okay
bammargera8080: a lot of them are like gay though lol
bammargera8080: i guess i can not have my cake and eat it too
cucumbers565: im guessing thats a sexual pun
bammargera8080: hahah no no i dont think...i just stole that quote thing
bammargera8080: i dunno. like i guess it was too good to be true
bammargera8080: all these hot peoples...but they are gay
bammargera8080: lol
bammargera8080: there is this guy at my school who is really hot who i am friends with...but then i just found out hes gay
cucumbers565: wow
bammargera8080: and now he sttarted wearing eye liner
bammargera8080: lol
bammargera8080: who the hell would name a candy Kit Kat
bammargera8080: that was random lol

Posted at Sunday, October 31, 2004 by becdak1
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Monday, August 23, 2004
Julies Party (why do we only have partys for her.... hhhm)

I feel that we must update because you know the whole Rachel For Pres. is old now.... so lets c what has happend

ah i know ALFIE CAME HOME FROM PRISION!!!! jk not prision but camp... so ne way being the good friends that we are we gave her a surprise coming home party (gay i know but hey we got bored) so ne way we were all exited and we got decorations and food and all that jazz... and we went to her house and Becca Kels Daves and i were all just haning out making water balloons in her sink making a HUDGE mess with the water (oops julie don't tell your mother) ne way so we were making the balloons with like babys attached... hard to decribe but hey ne way we were just doing that kind of thing when we decided to go downstairs and see the stain that we made on her rug 3 months prior to this party... but we didn't see the stain we only saw Scott Julies older brother who is quit and interesting fellow but Kels and i were scared of him so to avoid seeing him again we ran up the back stairs....

Later that day we get a call on becca's cell fone from julie's "step mother" (really her step father but we think he is a fag) saying they wanted Pizza which was their code for we are near by so hide... so that is what we did untill be heard julie come through the door and scream somthing like RETARD lol her word for ever and so we waited and she came up the stairs and when she opened the door we all screamed MERRY CHRISTMAS even though she is Jewish but hey.... lol

After all of that we went out side and were just haning out and i guess Julie didn't see the large plate of whipped cream until after it was all over her face and head! lol then Kels got "creamed" (god what a sexual term) and so then i was the next victam and then Becca... Victoria was a pussy and she didn't get ne in her hair so then we all threw the water balloons at each other and were like yea so then we had to take a shower cuz we were dripping wet with whipped cream all over it was just a big ass mess....

So we watched Chuckie or Childs Play what ever the fuck those movies are called... and then we watched Donnie Darko and Jake Gyllenhal or what ever is GORGIOUS well not in that movie but in others.... and we played manopoly and i was winning until we were all like fuck it we don't wanna play ne more!

And then her mommmy kicked us out but hey we had a lot of fun!!!!!

c ya later
Love Kody!
Staples Countdown: 9 days!

Posted at Monday, August 23, 2004 by becdak1
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Thursday, July 29, 2004
VOTE WEBER FOR PRESIDENT!

VOTE  RACHEL WEBER FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USA!

Why vote Rachel?
she will bore everybody in the world so much evry1 will share a common goal of hating her
nudity and language will be on TV
Radio stations will be able to play whatever they want to play
There will be a bridge from New York to London England
She's pro choice and pro gay marriage
and she will seperate "pop" and "rock" in all Sam Goody Stores across this great nation
Drugs WILL be legal (not just in jamaica and europe)
School isn't mandatory
KRock can be heard all across the world
and her view on the enviornment:
"if u must burn something down then bring a estinguisher"-Rachel Weber

Posted at Thursday, July 29, 2004 by becdak1
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BREAKING NEWS!

MADONNA HAS DIED! She was on her tour bus with her husband, 6 crew members, and a dog when the tour bus skidded off the road and into a ditch. Madonna, not wearing a seatbelt is thrown from the tour bus thru the windsheild impacting her huge boobs and hit the ground, dying instantly. Her husband suffered a major blood trauma to the face but has recovered. Unfortunetly, 4 of the crew members died and the bus driver is still missing....we think he was kidnapped by crazy rednecks


now do u believe that story?



m G-Pops and G-Mama did!

Posted at Thursday, July 29, 2004 by becdak1
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Sunday, July 25, 2004
Saturday

so im FINALLY updating this....so saturday was fun i woke up @ 10, took my shower did my hair and i was done around 12:30. So i settle back to watch a nice episode of I love the 90's when a green suburban pulls into my driveway. and it is none other than the great STEVE! omg i didnt know he was gonna show but since his aunt lives in westport he decided to come and give me a visit. So he walks in and sees that im watching i love the 90's and he completely flips bcuz he watches that show religiously he taped i love the 70's and i love the 80's up until 1987. he and i had nice chat bout stuff that didn't matter. and  i realized that even tho joe should just crawl into a hole and stay there til he rots in hell...steve and austin r still cool. and im happy that steve and i got caught up and maybe dakota victoria and possibly julie will go up to greenwich and spend time with them bcuz theyr cool guys. so when steve left i went and played the sims (that game is soooooooo addicting) and i ended up playing it for like 4 hours! so by now its 5ish and i went to get a movie for the nite and i got will and grace JUST JACK! so that kept me occupied til about 7:30 when i had another in depth convo with ali about things. then laura (winters) told me shes dating G which i think is sooooooooooooo adorable cuz hes the sweetest guy in the world and i think its so romantic that they r dating cuz they seem perfect for eachother. well i guess thats all IM GOING TO FLORIDA ON TUESDAY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

becca

Posted at Sunday, July 25, 2004 by becdak1
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Thursday, June 17, 2004
day before school ends!

OMG school is ending tomarro and we will never ever ever have to set foot in those doors to that gay school again!!!!!! we will never have to see the Bipolar Rampaging lesbian again and we never have to learn about the cold war again!!!! We will never worry about wearing a hat we will never have to worring about hooking up in the halls we will have less supervision OMG i love it i can't wait to get out of this shit hole of a school and then move on to the next LOL!!! 4 Building Freaks here we come me and Kleiny all the way!!!! Alfie and Daves 2.... but i can't wait to get out of there!!!! any way talk to you tomarro and by the time 12 hits i will be completly graduated!!!! yayyayayayayay!

Posted at Thursday, June 17, 2004 by becdak1
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random song

i was randomly searching the internet and i found the weirdest song ever!! im not sure what its called or who its by...its just WEIRD


this may be become as a shock
but i hate you
you make me sick
your overrated and not hot
your a skank without the pimp
your a waste of an embreo

(i lost the chorus sorry!)

society has reached an all time low
skirts so short
shirts so tight
you got a fucking cameltoe
you make me sick
and i hate you
your all wannabe whore
you've got nothing on britney

your not a rebel
your clothes aren't vintage
they suck
you suck
i wish i could rip your tissues outta your bra
for the whole world to see
and the humilation you feel
is the same you put on me

isn't that weird as hell?

Posted at Thursday, June 17, 2004 by becdak1
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Friday, June 04, 2004
MY BUS!

FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKING 6TH GRADERS ON MY BUS! WHEN I WAS A 6TH GRADER WE RESPECTED THE 8TH GRADERS WE DIDNT
A) SIT IN THE BACK
B) THROW THINGS AT THEM I.E. ERASERS CLAY
C)JAP THEM IN THE FACE WITH THEIR LACROSSE STICKS
D) LOOK UP THEIR SKIRTS
E) and this is my personal favorite TELL ALL THEIR FRIENDS THAT 2 8TH GRADERS HAD SEX IN THE BACK OF THE BUS!

those 6th graders r so fucking stupid. for one these 2 6th graders who r "stoners" sit in the 3rd seat from the back and they are assholes to me and today the biggest asshole outta the 2 of them had a lacrosse stick and he took off the rubber part of it and shoved his lacrosse stick in my face to try and hurt me over and over again i had to grab it and shove it back into his face (how do u like them apples?)
so today i decide (on my own free will) that today is a skirt day so im wearing a loose white steve madden skirt and as im getting off the bus there r two 6th graders lying down im guessing trying to look up girls skirts, which i guess they was succesful bcuz my neighbor heard them saying how they saw up my skirt (i mean theres nothing up there to see anywayz)
oh and u want me to explain E for u? well most of u know that me and misha "cuddle" but not anymore on the bus. well somebody made a joke that we had sex and that we both took tokens of this encounter, weird, i know! but then the asshole 6th grader who looked up my skirt and the asshole with the lacrosse stick decided  to tell all their prude and immature friends that we had sex. well rumors started circulating now im known as the whore who fucked somebody in the back of the bus and please note the following
THEY GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT IT AND NOT MISHA
WE DIDNT DO THE STUFF THEY CLAIM WE DID
MISHA AND I ARE NOT DATING!!!!!!!!!!!! SO QUIT ASKING!

Posted at Friday, June 04, 2004 by becdak1
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Monday, May 24, 2004
People!

ok you know what i think that this blog is really over we never update it ne more annnd there isn't ne thing to say any more without affending someone or hurting them..... so mayb there is no point in keeping it......... if you think we should keep it then tell us........... Ty From Your Government Officials Becca and Kody! (Kleiny & Mag)

Posted at Monday, May 24, 2004 by becdak1
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Saturday, May 22, 2004
this blog

this blog is meant to be a peaceful forum where u get to read about kody and mine meaningless lives! not for us to rip @ each other. bcuz thats the last thing i want is more  drama bcuz this drama is just fucking bullshit and u all know it! everyone reading this blog knows the stuff going on and i bet everyone wants it all to go away. u can call me dramatic all u want im just bringing to the table wat needs to be brought. with that said...if uve got something to say about anybody go to some other persons blog bcuz its not gonna be said here! all u understad? good, i dont wanna do this again bcuz its pissing the HELL OUTTA ME if u agree then ur cool! bye bye for now!

Posted at Saturday, May 22, 2004 by becdak1
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